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are you going to have another fucked up dream about wool blankets drowning people underwater for the fifth time
instead you should just hold a coup on malaria medication in remembrance of dead surrealist painters
fuck hard drugs, i’m pretty sure they all did malaria medddddz
you should kill all the malaria medication in the world for turning on you
thinking about getting treated like shit by your favorite celebrity
it is probably more likely when that person is usher than jamie stewart
i am safe on that one, i am pretty sure
maybe like taking a class for the easy good grade and mildly interesting subject matter and then realizing the professor is sort of a hang ten motherfucker who likes to terrify his students by throwing things and verbally harassing them
militia coup on malaria medication, throwdown takeover the world over
because in your dream they will wrap babies in wool blankets and dunk them in ice water for a long time and hold them underneath
until their faces are blue and their blood is frozen a little bit
and pull their bodies up lifeless wrapped in a gray woolen cloak that might as well have locks on all the folds
a dream about little kids dying underwater and standing on a little red boat across from them and forgetting how to swim
standing in a boat, on your own
god on his own
boat on yr own
goat on yr own
and waking up to chris brown on a boombox
or have another dream similar to those that the lead character in a movie like garden state or little miss sunshine would have
a nice dream, but that is sort of annoying with how typical it is, even though the colors were nice
because colors in those movies are always nice
like wes fucking anderson style!
nice colors, shit dialogue
i don’t want to end up spending my time with nice colors and shit dialogue
maybe you prefer a combination of the wool blanket garden state type dream
i do not want to argue with you, or anyone, about anything, ever
because whatever we are arguing about is not worth hurting someone’s feelings over
i am totally fucking indifferent and i do not care
and in islam you are to never speak of your bad dreams to anyone, you are to hold them within you
you are to wake up and say a prayer to allah and spit three times to your left side and you will be absolved
or are you just going to go to sleep like a brick and wake up feeling nothing
pass out to folk music in your ear and wake up to loud hip hop from the apartment next door on the daily, it’s sort of nice
ego check time
play two instrumental songs on guitar for two seventeen year old muslim boys who care about fashion very much
in exchange for being shown how to make a bong out of a broken glass bottle by their non muslim friend
i won that trade, i think
feel like shit when you wake up, somebody told me, it’s ordinary to feel like shit when you wake up, especially on the weekend
your peers are saving for adidas
you had to go inside in the middle of our conversation because it was an hour and ten minutes past sundown and time for the call to prayer
you said, please don’t go anywhere, i’ll be right back, i want to talk to you, i’ll be back in five minutes
that made me feel incredibly good, i watched little kids set off fireworks until you came back and then the next day
jammed in a minibus next to an older driver
he was sweating a lot, he was hot and working all day, he said
i was holding a grocery bag with different halaal foods on my lap
you gave me a list in arabic and told me to hand it to the guy at the shop and he would do the rest
an emergency run to feed more than expected at the funeral, oh god, there is something i can actually do for someone in this country?
he said, you know what my problem is with the human race?
i said, probably not
he said, you know what’s the first thing on most people’s minds when they wake up?
no, not really
they think, "i am late."
yeah, maybe
that is my problem with the human race.
i said that you were lucky to only have one problem with the human race and that most people had infinite problems with the human race
then i said thank you and then i got off the bus and felt totally apathetic and knew i wasn’t going to say anything remotely interesting for the rest of the day
walked up seventy nine stairs to the apartment, or the flat, or whatever

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Detective’s Flashback

"Grampa, Grampa, tell me about Gramma and Shambhala again!"

"Come sit up on my lap, Daniel," the old man said, lifting the boy up with him. "That’s your favorite story, isn’t it? It goes back to when I was in the Great War. Our platoon was over the Adriatic Sea. We were taken by surprise. Was it the Italians? We didn’t know, and we didn’t take the time to find out. Bullets were flying everything which way. Everyone I knew was being shot down all around me. A few of us made an escape, including my big brother. The possibly-Italians gave chase. My brother and I and a few others flew until we were in the middle of a terrible storm. My plane was hit! A few more hits, and I was dropping from the sky faster than you’d-better-believe-it."

"And then?" Little Daniel hopped up and down on his grandfather’s lap. "And then, and then, and then?"

"I don’t know how long I was out cold. When I next woke, me and my plane were drifting along a river through the mountains of Asia. To this day, I never did figure that one out. But maybe the big guy upstairs put me there, because there was a beautiful woman lost in the snow mountains."

"That was Gramma, huh?" little Daniel said.

"Not yet she wasn’t. She must have had 15 years on me. I was just a teenager helping an adult who seemed lost and confused. We couldn’t even understand one another, as I spoke English, and she spoke some Asian language. I stayed with her and helped her, and in turn, she came with me on my return to America. Over the next 15 years, she stayed with me, and she learned to speak English fluently."

"That’s when Gramma was your age, isn’t it?"

"Yes, Daniel, that’s when Gramma and I were the same age. I grew up those 15 years, but Pańña hardly aged at all. I was barely into my 30’s, and she looked not a day older than 35."

"Then the govament came along, right, Grampa?"

"That’s right. Pańña had never gone through the legal process to become a citizen. The government finally caught up with her. Rather than go through all that, we decided it was time for Pańña to return home. We hoped into my sea plane, which let-me-tell-you I had really improved my baby over the years. We flew right out of the country and made our way to Asia. We went to China. To Tibet. To the Kunlun Mountains, where I had first met your grandmother. A storm downed my plane, but Pańña and I survived. Rather than freeze in the blizzard, e found shelter in a cave, and on the other side we found a paradise of warm climate and green flora."

"Shambhala!"

"Shambhala. Pańña’s homeland. And I was welcomed with open arms, for having saved Pańña fifteen years prior. There, I learned about the people of Shambhala. The people of this place farmed the land for food. Underground hot springs provided warmth. They even had all kinds of wonderful stones. Some stones collected the sunlight by day, and glowed by night. Other stones would heal a cut in minutes or even seconds. I barely aged at all those few years I was there, and I’m certain it was because of yet more of their mystical stones. It was a perfect world to live in. I never wanted to leave, but when I had to, I was given a jade Dalai Lama statue. I was told, once your father was worthy, the statue would guide him back to Shambhala, and me with him."

"That’s the jewel Dad’s always looking for, right?"

"Aye. To be honest, I don’t regret the statue disappearing. If your father and I returned to Shambhala, you would never have been born, Daniel. Perhaps someone up above took the statue from me specifically for that reason."

Thief’s Flashback

"Papa, Papa!" a light-haired boy cried out. "Jon-Jon ran away again!"

"Did he?" the boy’s father asked. The man held out a hand. "Tell me, what do you see?"

"Your palm…"

The boy’s father put his other hand on top of the first. "Watch carefully." He lifted his hand up, and a ferret peaked out from underneath.

"Jon-Jon! Papa, that was so awesome. How’d you do that?"

"You know a magician never reveals his secrets."

"But I want to be a magician just like you when I grow up, Papa. I want to make people go ‘Oooh!’ and ‘Aaah!’ and clap their hands for me, just like at Papa’s magic shows."

The boy’s father smiled. He walked over to his son, and kneeled down before him, the ferret jumping to the ground. He put a hand on his son’s shoulder. "I will teach you a few basics. It will be up to you to develop your own magic from them. And always remember, whether your magic works or not, whether you impress others or not, you must always keep a smile on your face, and always be a perfect gentleman."

The boy ran circles around his father, his arms up in the air. "I’m gonna’ learn magic! And I’ll always be a perfect gentleman, too!"

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